Salah siapa? Salah aku kot? Ke salah kamu? Bukan! Bukan! Bukan salah ibu mengandung!

What do you get if you found a sexy girl wearing a very flow-y skirt in a very very, windy day?….
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Disaksikan beribu-ribu orang …
Ok, tipu,
Berpuluh-puluh orang…
Jangan sesekali,
Aku ulang,
JANGAN SESEKALI pakai skirt kembang labuh jika anda terpaksa turun melawat tapak pembianaan yang dipenuhi oleh ramai warga Indon, Bangla, Nepal dan yg sebenua dengannya…
Malangnya,
Aku bekerja di dalam komuniti ynag didominasi warga yang berlainan jantina denganku…
Kadang-kadang best, coz they’ll treat you like a princess every once in while…

“Hati-hati turun tangga tu, nanti jatuh! Awak tu dah la belum berpunya lagi..”
“Awak penat ke? Nak rehat dulu?…”
“Nah! Air manis untuk si cantik manis!…”


korang buleh bayangkan tak ape terjadi masa angin tiba-tiba, bertiup kencang, dikala hari yang agak cerah itu?







Nasib baik pakai kain dalam yang berbentuk seluar hari itu, kalo tak….free-free jer buat show!

Eh! Bukan aku la!…
Bukanla…..

bukan mimpi moon..

malam tadi mimpi..

lately,

slalu mimpi yang sama...

agak-agak ade maksud tak?

mimpi-mimpi itu..

bile bangun,

rasa penat...

penat sangat..

sebab dlm mimpi tu ada adegan kejar-mengejar...

taktau sape yg mengejar..

penat seyh!

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harap malam ni tak mimpi lagi
(kalo mimpi lain takpe gak)


sebab esok nk pegi mengundi...



yes, i know....



semangat ni...

Course Code: Blog Bragging 101

I am a newbie here…
I mean in this blog thingy,
I enjoy reading other blogs..
They make me have a whole new perspective about stuff.
Stuff that sometimes I knew nothing about let alone heard of it…
(or stuff that I choose to ignore)

Dah banyak blog aku selak-selak,
ok tipu,
aku klik-klik,
baru ku sedar..
Bahasa Melayuku sungguh teruk!
My Bahasa Melayu sucks!
Sangat banyak perkataan-perkataan dan frasa-frasa yang aku tak faham maksudnya
Apatah lagi mendengarnya
Ok tipu lagi,
Apatah lagi membacanya..
Ni yang rasa cam malasssss jer nk ngaku Aku Melayu….
Tapi kulitku yg sawo matang ni lah bukti kukuh membezakan aku dari kaum-kaum lain yang sungguh banyak kat Malaysia ni…

And so I thought,
Why not making your own blog?
I bet I have a gazillion thing to say…
Who cares if it’s important or not?
Who cares if u you, yes you, might feel offended by it?
I don't usually give a damn
Why didn’t I do it long time ago?….







Hmmm..

Aaaa...

Ooh wait!





I think...





I don’t really know how to ‘write’,
My essay paper in SPM (in Bahasa or English) pon so-so jer resultnya..
I’m not so much of a sharer,
I’d like to keep all my feelings and thoughts all to myself…
I think I’m want to be outspoken..
Eh?

So maybe by writing (so-calledlah) can makes me find my inner self and strength..
What strength?
Ooh
I haven’t figure out that lil’ detail just yet…

Hey!
I like said before I’m still searching okay?
If I found it, I’ll let u know ok?

I Am....

What you are is something that I’m not….
What I am is something that you’re not….









This is what you are:



Situation 1:
You use Myspace, Friendster, Facebook to seek for new friends or get in touch with old friend. And you can easily attract strangers to your page which seems really interested in getting to know you. They’ll leave a message or testimonial at your page like:

“hi, awak ni cutela…add me as ur fren?”
“hey there! Are u single?”

Situation 2:
While you are busy shopping, out of nowhere, comes a guy approaching you:

“Hai, siapa nama? Boleh kenal ataupun tidak?
Duduk kat mana? Dengan siapa?
Ada handphone? apa nombornya?
Bolehkah kita bersama?”

Situation 3
Kawan kepada kawan anda (a friend of a friend) ingin berkenalan dengan anda setelah melihat gambar anda didalam kamera digital kawan anda ketika dia menghadiri Perjumpaan Semula (reunion) sekolahnya.

Boy A(sambil membelek digicam Kawan Anda itu):
“eh sape ni?, member satu class ko ek? Aku nak berkenalan dgn dia bley? Cun ar dia”
Kawan Anda:
“mane? (Sambil merampas semula digicam itu dari tangan Boy A).owh dia ni? Boleh! Nanti aku ckp kt dia..”

And there you have it….
You got yourself another friend (that can be a candidate for your next boyfriend!)

Situasion 4
Your school or university are organizing an Open Day for your school or uni. And you are assigned to open food stall to raise money for your Study Trip to Singapore.
Your stall sells food like sandwich and Nasi Lemak which you and your friends cook by yourself together. Your Nasi Lemak is special because it got Telur Mata kerbau also.
One of your friend are frying the Telur Mata Kerbau while you are busy entertaining the hungry customer….
Kawan Anda: Gem, (bukan nama sebenar) telur goreng 2. Telur kuning tak nak masak sangat ek?
You: okeh! Comin right up!
After a few seconds….

You: Adeh! Minyak masuk mata!
And all of as sudden, one of your guy friend quickly grabbed the sudip from your hand and concern-ly say:

Boy A: “Are you ok? Mane sakit? Alah ciannyer..Apsal you tak suruh Chi Chi(bukan nama sebenar juga) jer yg goring. Kan dh kene minyak panas. Chi Chi apsal tak ko jer yang goreng? Kan Gem dah cedera ni!….


Sounds familiar aite?